I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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