We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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