Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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