I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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