i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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