please come you make the beer taste better
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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