My room smells like vodka and shame
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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