Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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