we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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