Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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