just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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