Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
