He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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