matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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