Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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