hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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