Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
