Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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