I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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