i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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