Will you blow on my dice?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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