today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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