It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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