i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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