Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
did you just send me my own nude
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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