Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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