The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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