You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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