Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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