It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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