No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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