If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
NoShamevember. You game?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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