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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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