Porn is love you can see.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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