Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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