You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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