The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
