well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
there's paper in my vomit.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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