you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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