I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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