Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
And my parents said I crawled through the house
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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