Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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