I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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