You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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