I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
