yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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