I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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