Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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