just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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