Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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