his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
