how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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