You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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